Dec 4, 2009

Words and Phrases From 2009

1. Twit – A waste of 140 characters.

2. Stimulus Package – Used by married couples to entertain themselves after dinner.

3. Bail Out – You know the call. It’s me, Fred, I’m in jail……..

4. Socialized Medicine – Experienced by guests at “puff, puff, pass” parties.

5. Obamacare – Much better than Obama don’t care, I tell you that.

6. Unfriend – When you stop seeing your "friend's" status updates in Facebook, you have been....

7. Recession – Happens to most men’s hair line after 30.

8. Blue Dog – Security dog that prevents the owner from entering or leaving the house.

9. Health Insurance Reform – Much like the “Reformed Catholic Church” most of the difference between that and the old insurance law lies in the semantics.

10. Bing – Useful if you can’t spell Google.

11. Swine Flu – A good excuse for any occasion.

12. Deficit Spending – A good example would a any mortgage payment made on Nevada real estate.

13. Bonus – Shared by bankers in the dead of night at a candle light meeting.

14. Too Large To Fail – A non performing member while with a willing spouse.

15. Public Option – The only option after your vehicle has been repossessed.

16. Foreclosure – Much like foreplay, it is the beginning of more interesting things to come.

17. Tweeter – Not to be mistaken for a twitter, immediately informs you the idiot has no idea what they are talking about.

18. Cash For Clunkers – All monies spent on your ex.

19. Peace Prize – Bought on the way home from the bar.

20. Kim Jong il – Elder brother to Menta lly il (Hat tip to Letterman for that piece right there).

There, that’s all of it, did I miss any?

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