1. Twit – A waste of 140 characters.
2. Stimulus Package – Used by married couples to entertain themselves after dinner.
3. Bail Out – You know the call. It’s me, Fred, I’m in jail……..
4. Socialized Medicine – Experienced by guests at “puff, puff, pass” parties.
5. Obamacare – Much better than Obama don’t care, I tell you that.
6. Unfriend – When you stop seeing your "friend's" status updates in Facebook, you have been....
7. Recession – Happens to most men’s hair line after 30.
8. Blue Dog – Security dog that prevents the owner from entering or leaving the house.
9. Health Insurance Reform – Much like the “Reformed Catholic Church” most of the difference between that and the old insurance law lies in the semantics.
10. Bing – Useful if you can’t spell Google.
11. Swine Flu – A good excuse for any occasion.
12. Deficit Spending – A good example would a any mortgage payment made on Nevada real estate.
13. Bonus – Shared by bankers in the dead of night at a candle light meeting.
14. Too Large To Fail – A non performing member while with a willing spouse.
15. Public Option – The only option after your vehicle has been repossessed.
16. Foreclosure – Much like foreplay, it is the beginning of more interesting things to come.
17. Tweeter – Not to be mistaken for a twitter, immediately informs you the idiot has no idea what they are talking about.
18. Cash For Clunkers – All monies spent on your ex.
19. Peace Prize – Bought on the way home from the bar.
20. Kim Jong il – Elder brother to Menta lly il (Hat tip to Letterman for that piece right there).
There, that’s all of it, did I miss any?
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