A Satirical Journey In False Positives.

McCain 08, set out on a mission to win the presidency of the United States.


He chose his theme.


He tried to cut ties with outside influences.



He had his fans.

His plan was to poach some votes from the other guy's base. He chose his running mate carefully.

Initially his base was not too enthused about his candidacy.


But eventually they came around.
Then they took over.


























He made his priorities known.


Showed off his foreign Policy credentials

He lived up to maverick credentials.

Even the press had a hard time keeping up with him
He talked about the corrupting influence of money in politics.

Even when he changed his mind, he made sure everybody knew he was for his old position but he was against.

Then came the debates, where he aggressively tackled the issues.

When the polls suggested he was falling behind, he made some tactical adjustments.

All the twisting and turning meant that he sometimes.....

He tried to get his message on the economy to the people, but his message was distorted.

He resolved to go it alone if neccesary. He refuses to be intimidated.

Even though everyone thinks it is over, he soldiers on.

Nedu, 09.